What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? ….. An astronut!
Why did the tomato turn red? ….. Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don’t oranges do well in school?….. Only orange juice can concentrate.
If you would like to explore more of North East Scotland and visit some great food and drink experiences, then you may wish to consider a Northern Highlights Sightseeing Pass.
It includes food tours, whisky tastings, scrumptious afternoon teas and farm experience along with other many great attractions and activities. A Pass can be used to save money and visit some of the best for less in the North East of Scotland.
If you would like to read more about the region then take a look at the “North East Blether”
In addition, as part of the Provenance Festival you can also obtain 25% off adult and child prices when buying a Pass by quoting special code “NHLFPF25” during the checkout.